I put together a some quotes that I think Donald J Trump would say if he was a Website Developer.
“I think the only difference between me and the other web developers is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
“If I were running ‘The Google’, I’d fire the CEO. I mean, I’d look at him right in that fat, ugly face of his, I’d say ‘Sundar, you’re fired.’”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“When Comcast sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. … And some, I assume, are good people.”
“I will build a great website – and nobody builds websites better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great website, and I will make Google pay for that website. Mark my words.”
“When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, Google in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat Google all the time. All the time.”
“The other thing with the outsourcers is you have to take out their families, when you get these people that outsource, you have to take out their families.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
“One of they key problems today is that internet is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into web design.”
Since this was from 2016, and it is now 2018, I could EASILY add many more quotes!